hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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