There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
She's the barista slut.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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