We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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