talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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