This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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