Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
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