So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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