He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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