Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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