If i come over, it means nothing
Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
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