i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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