Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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