That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
His nipple licking is glorious
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