TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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