Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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