super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
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