just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
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