How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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