I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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