He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
this hospital has no fireball
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
Randomize
