the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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