He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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