Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
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