so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
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