Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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