I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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