Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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