I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
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