Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
We left an ass print on the piano.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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