can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Text me some of your sweat
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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