OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
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