I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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