so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
is that a dick in a sweater?
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