how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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