So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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