I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Randomize
