Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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