You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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