so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
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