ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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