We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
pop tarts are not kleenex
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
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