whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Four minutes until I can fart!
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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