I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
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