spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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