i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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