If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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