Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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