He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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