Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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