On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
I look better un-naked...
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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