East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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