No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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