my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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