I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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