It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
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