i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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